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Some say that the Shallow Man is old, others, when they see my elegantly suited and well-trained physique, prefer to think of me as having matured like a Henri Jayer Vosne-Romanee Burgundy. Being so mature, the Shallow Man can remember the days when one would actually have to leave one’s palace to meet a potential partner for life, or the for the night.
Due to my role as the elder statesmen of expat affairs, (albeit an unofficial title) the Shallow Man has received the following request.“Shallow Man, I tried some of your dating tips, but really can’t be bothered to stroke someone’s Lion King hair, or compliment them on their appearance if I don’t like how they are dressed, for me, that’s a little bit….shallow?
Do you have any experience in online dating in Amsterdam? ”Being as always, Jeeves to the Bertie Wooster of my expat flock, I have carried out some research on online dating and below will present my findings.
Of course, in order to make sure that the advice I provide is based on real world experience, I sacrificed myself, and actually joined several dating sites and had a number of dates whose results I shall keep to myself while smiling at my screen.
“Shallow Man, you always say there are lots of single Antelopes in Amsterdam.I’ve decided to use this structure again for this post. If you just want to get drunk, or are already blind drunk but sober enough to tongue wrestle with a complete stranger, then there is only one place that will satisfy your carnal urges, yes I’m talking about the Cooldown Cafe.If you are the kind of person that wants to skip the usual niceties of basic conversation, and boring unnecessary norms, chains placed by society that should be fought against, you know what I mean, stupid questions such as “hoe heet je? Conversation isn’t necessary, in fact, it’s positively discouraged. The classier and slightly less drunk Antelopes and Lions go to Bubbles.Recently, the Shallow Man, in his never ending quest to provide topical information to his audience, has endured the mind numbing torture of watching the latest reality TV shows from RTL.From Russia with Love, Adam zoekt Eva and Ik heb het nog nooit gedaan.